My Fellow Americans, this week marks a historic occurrence in the history of our party. Governor Sarah Palin, of Alaska, has accepted the nomination as the first female Vice Presidential nominee in Republican history. A million kudos goes to Sarah and her lovely family. You have the Leasts’ support (me and Mama Least). Your most recent personal struggle with baby Trig (who has Down syndrome), reminds me of a story about yours truly. When my beloved mother was in her third trimester, the obstetrician informed Mama Least that her son and only child, me, was to be born with a very rare, though non-fatal disease. In an act of unparalleled strength and grace, my mother decided to take the pregnancy to term. The disease I was born with is known as chin sensititis. To explain it in layman’s terms, I possess a chin that contains over 800,000 nerve endings, i.e. roughly 100 times the sensitivity of a “female” clitoris. The implications of that disease are grave, but I live with them. In essence, if my chin receives even the slightest contact whatsoever, I achieve violent, powerful orgasm instantaneously. Sometimes even a soft zephyr will get me off. While occasionally pleasurable, this result is often undesirable and embarrassing. But, like Mama says, God gives us no cross we cannot bear and so I endure. In conclusion, Mrs. Palin and baby Trig, you have an ally in Kevin Least.
In non-political news, Jsin has embarked on a new chapter of his life: he has begun his study to become a dentist/orthodontist. While I don’t see him as often as I used to, I trust that he is putting his time to good use. After I was able to get his tuition un-charged from my credit card and successfully apply Jsin for Stafford loans, he is well on his way to achieving his dream: being the most successful actor/dentist in the history of the universe. Jsin, I salute you.
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So as some of you may know, my friend Jsin and I just took a delightful trip to Iceland. We both had an amazing time. I enjoyed sampling the rugged, at times Martian-like scenery as well as getting to learn about the extremely fascinating history and culture of the Icelandic people. Jsin was less interested in the scenery and more interested in meeting up with his compadres, Rob the sheep and a baleen whale that apparently “stood him up.” Anyway, here is the link to the pics:
http://picasaweb.google.com/gaponte/JayAndIChillInIcelandGetIt?authkey=5_q3PDdjMNY
Hopy you enjoy them and I hope the United States of America didn’t miss ol’ Mr. Least too much!
3 years ago
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Hello World! It’s me Kevin Least.
After much deliberation I have decided to dip my toes into the lukewarm bath that is the Internet. Oooh, it makes my chin tingle.
A little bit about myself: As I mentioned above, my name is Kevin Least. I am originally from Central New Jersey, but I have since moved on to bigger and better things, and more dynamic and interesting places. I work as a consultant for Computer Sciences Corporation. I am often staffed on assignments throughout the continental United States, frequently in rural locations in the center and southern portions of the country. Politically speaking, I am a strict libertarian who is wary of government involvement in day to day living. LIVE FREE OR DIE!
When I’m not working, I spend a considerable amount of time with my best friend and boyfriend, Jason DiVia (though he insists that it is spelled Jsin). If I had to characterize Jsin in one word, I describe him as “self-assured.” If I were able to use more than word, I think would probably lean towards “delusional,” “foolish,” “confused” and “optimistic.” In spite of his shortcomings, however, I must say that I do enjoy his company. I’m looking forward to using this blog to have an honest discussion of various goings-on in my life, and Jsin is a big part of that. Also, since Jsin doesn’t know what a computer is, I feel confident that I can talk about him here without it getting back to him.
I have so much to say, but I just wanted to get my first post under my belt. I’d like to get a couple pictures of myself and of Jsin up on the blog but I don’t have any on my work computer. Have no fear, though! I’ll keep you all posted on my posts ;-).
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